We need you here mate. C'mon, come back. Lets get this forum jumpin'. Besides, us Aussies are seriously outnumbered. We need to stand together 'gainst these Murricans. Good guys, I know - staunch friends of Australia over many years - but, hey, they need to be kept honest at the same time. Especially this Poncho character. Sheesh, I reckon he might be a rocket scientist, but he knows it. Them are the most dangerous kind. He needs to come out here to Oz on his motorsickle trip and knock around with us Aussie blokes for a while. Especially up there in the north. He'll realise that Crocodile Dundee really is alive and well up there. Mad as cut snakes and shrewd as whole ones. (PS...bloody Poncho has even got me TALKING like him now!)
Shrubbo, where the bloody **** are ya?
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when I do, it wont be just a quickie like most them 'mericans.. I plan to spend at least 6 mos. touring that little island of yours and turning over every red rock I can. and pissing on the ones I cant. Taz and Kiwi, might get a visit, but I thought to save those for when I get my invite back.. or not? but there are 2 little cub bears that have me on a short leash , at least until they get into school and I can plan execute my escape. I will use my lil bros couch in Sydney as command post. will purchase a local bike outfitted for the boonies and fitted with left side tires for riding upside down. the weather will determine which rotation I ride the perimeter, probably have to go against the current as I understand even your toilets flush backward.. how thehell did such fine English people ever get so twisted? dam the sun must be abitch .. and the beer.. you do have beer? even if it is unfit for human consumption, that never slowed us down. much. poncho
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I think they only have one kind... is it Fosters?
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they have to put it in liter size cans because it has no kick. but keep an eye on them roos, will kick you a new.. something
Mate, that was the 1970's. Things have moved on in 40 years. Australia now makes some of the finest beers in the world.
PS: Fosters was dish water
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LOL!
We have a restaurant called Outback here in America where they serve the finest OZ cuisine along with the flowering onion loaf and big mugs of Fosters and everyone says "Mate".
I just assumed that IT is exactly like that in land down under and then you come on here and burst my beer drinking bubble. How dare you!
They should be sued.
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fosters? outback? 'merica? good luck with that
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