Dude orders brand new Goldwing, waits 12 months for delivery. While he’s waiting he climbs a rickety old wooden ladder to pick some fruit, falls off and smashes his shoulder on the pavement. Several procedures and a surgery later he’s in a long rehab. Meanwhile his bike arrives but all he can do is sit on it and curse his bad decision. I read somewhere that middle-aged men falling off ladders is one of the most common hospital admissions. Don’t do it guys. Pay a young man to bust his shoulder instead.